[[ So, I wrote this stupiddumb poem thing last summer (hence some missing characters) but never got around to posting it. Today seemed like a good day to finally do so. Happy Homestuck, everyone. ]]
Well let me tell you, it was quite the pragmatic purchase. It has endless uses in my morning routine.
Such as making the bed:
Getting things off high shelves:
Reaching the remote when it’s too far away:
And assisting me when I ran out of toilet paper:
I don’t know how I survived life without it.
wHY IS THIS GETTING NOTES AGAIN NO
laUGHS AT YOUR PAIN REESE